Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...