Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...