The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!