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|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...