Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...