Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....