Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...