Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...