Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...