Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...