What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Top10 things men know about women…
The Top Ten Things Men Know About Women:10 9 8 7 6 5 4...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...