12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
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The blonde and the screen door
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A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
California Crazy Law
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Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Ass-corked
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Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...