Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...