How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...