Raking Leaves
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
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Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
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Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...