The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.