Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...