Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...