Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers....
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...