Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.