How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.