Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.