Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...