A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....