A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
You just might be a Redneck if…
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...