Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...