Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...