Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...