Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...