A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...