The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...