Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.