The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...