The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...