Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...