The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.