Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...