Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...