Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...