Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...