How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
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