Murphy’s Laws on Sex
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Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Giving away a horse
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Cool Bumper Stickers!
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A tight travel budget
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Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!