Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...