Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...