Criminal steals lumber
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Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...