Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
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An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Top10 things men know about women…
The Top Ten Things Men Know About Women:10 9 8 7 6 5 4...