what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
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Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...