We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...