A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...