Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...